Tuesday, June 20, 2017

No. XCII: Sympathy From The Senate (from the desk of Mitch McConnell)

We're draftin' Stealthcare.
Not here. Not there.
In our secret lair.
Out of the glare.
Under the stair.

You're in despair?
Take yourself elsewhere!
Montreal, Canada
your pied-Ă -terre!
(Can you say, "Pierre"?)
Have you tried prayer?

We do not care
about general welfare.

Healthcare repair
ain't goin' nowhere.
Thas what the facts is.
Now les lower taxes.