Tuesday, November 26, 2019

№ 734.1:EXTRA! You Wanna Impeach A' Me?

Trump claims he'd ‘love’ to have his top aides testify in impeachment probe

The tweets came despite a White House directive for officials to not cooperate.


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(with apologies to Dick Reynolds and Jack Rhodes)

ALL I WANT FOR XMAS IS A BUNCH OF LIES (November 26)
I can't wait to face impeachment
although it isn't fair
the way that I've been treated. . .
it musses up my “hair”
If it keeps you damned Dems happy
with subpoenas I'll comply
and when called to testify
my guys, of course, will lie

All your laws and reg-u-la-tions,
they don't mean a thing to me
I can play my Trump card
and we get out of jail free
On Deut-sche Bank loan money
I al-ways can rely
They're just as corrupt as me
and they know how to lie

All your laws and reg-u-la-tions,
they don't mean a thing to me
I can play my Trump card
and we get out of jail free
It ain't hard defeatin' Dems
I'm jes' Biden time
If Little Schiff impeaches 
in the Senate I'll be fine.
If Little Schiff impeaches 
in the Senate I will be fine.