Tuesday, October 29, 2019

№ 714: Impeachable You


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ON THE IMPEACH (October 28)

(with apologies to George and Ira Gershwin)

Disgrace us, you inescapable you
Debase us, you Pence-replaceable you
All you do is breed a brew of angst and disgust
Your disgusting crew leaves us with no one to trust

We've sick of the false alarms that you spew
Small wonder we're up in arms about you
Had you been born a “lady”
be a whore is all that you could do
You [bleep] impeachable you.