Treasury Department Rejects Request for Trump Tax Returns

Move is likely to send the dispute into federal court

MADHATTERLAND, May 6

If I let Congress see my income tax

they'd be accessories after the fact

of my fraud. I mean, “Good Lord!”

as Mike Pence likes to say.

(Day after day after day after day after day after. . .)

My reasons are simple. My reasons are clear.

So let the FAKE NEWS call me cavalier.

It's about privacy. My showing disdain for

all things that grate me. It's kleptomania.

Not even John McEnroe can understand

the ginormous genius behind my backhand.

No member of Congress has enough brain,

my great accountants could never explain,

only partisan Dems will ever complain,

I find all rules and regs a God-awful pain —

oh sorry, Mikey, I took whatsis in vain —

(again),

whatever I did was for my own gain,

so shut the fuck up and just let me reign.
You'd prefer Pence? He's fuckin' insane.
Or, at best, at least very odd.
He hasn't the brain
of a cephalopod.
A squid or an octopus!
I mean get real.
(If I had eight arms
think what I'd steal.)