Thursday, March 28, 2019

№ 561: Pardons From Rose Garden (part the first?)

THE SWAMP, March 27

I’m fine with Mike Flynn — good guy, I like him.
His lying to Pence? I call that a whim.
Paul Manafort I would never sell short,
he was, in some ways, my closest cohort.
And dear Roger Stone, why need he atone?
With nothing admitted, he must be acquitted,
if a jury can't see it, I will decree it.

(Memo to Stone: Man, we're okay, relax.
But, please, not my face tattooed on your back
unless you are fixin’ to cover up Nixon’s
it's not Dickie's face, it's more I need my space.)