№ 559: On Leadership (by Donald J. Trump, Genius)

(with apologies to Alec Wilder, Morty Palitz and Bill Engvick — AGAIN)

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WASHINGTON, March 25

Kings are born to rule
Just like me
It's what they learn in school
Just like me

None can refuse
my royal command
I must not lose
That is my plan

Though I may someday
pass away
While I'm here you'll do
as I say

Will all the lies
I can devise
win the Nobel Prize
Wait and see