Tuesday, March 26, 2019

№ 559.1 EXTRA! The Turds Strike Back


Trump Officials Broaden Attack on Health Law, Arguing Courts Should Reject All of It (Paywall)

WASHINGTON — The Trump administration broadened its attack on the Affordable Care Act on Monday, telling a federal appeals court that it now believed the entire law should be invalidated.

THE SWAMP, March 26

Look. It is simple.
Must we explain?
Blocking Dem voters
is too great a strain.
Purging vote rolls
is never a crime,
but we can’t gerrymander
everywhere, every time.
Killing Obamacare
is better instead.
If we watch them real close,
Dems won’t vote if they’re dead.

We've promised repeal
in every campaign.
(May we say in addition,
“Up yours, John McCain!”)