Friday, March 22, 2019

№ 557.2: EXTRA! A New Revelation Revealed (Really!)

US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has said it is "possible" that President Donald Trump was sent by God to save Israel from Iran.

WASHINGTON, March 23

This just in. And it's truly stunning.
Trump is revealed as the second (first?) coming,
come to save Israel from evil Iran
Syria, Qatar and Pakistan.
Actually anywhere Muslims are found
but since Muslims hate dogs, not the dog pound
where all things Trump do tend to go
since none has the ever been judged “best in show”.
Therefor, if one is hunting for witches,
one only need look where these sons of bitches
congregate, salivate, dementedly fulminate:
We've told you a thousand times if we've told you once,
Trump is the chosen one, Gott ist mit uns.

[corrected 3/22/2019, 10:30 pm EDT]