The walls fall: prototypes for Trump's southern border barrier come down
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| A worker passes a partially demolished border wall prototype during demolition at the border between Tijuana, Mexico, and San Diego on 27 February 2019. Photograph: Gregory Bull/AP |
| (with apologies to Joe Darion and Mitch Leigh) |
To build this unneeded dumb wall,
to screw all the people I know,
to never repay what I borrow,
see Vietnam where, when young,
I would not go.
To watch prostitutes piss in thongs,
to grab all the pussy I can,
to lie until all eyes glaze over,
to boff a famous porn star.
This is my quest.
You say, “You're bizarre.”
You say, “You're shameless,
you amateur tsar!
To incite the far right
to violate laws,
to drive the country
to hell
to hear NAZI applause.”
But I know
if I'll only be true
to this infamous quest
that no one
will note or catch on
when I try incest.
And I know I'll be
famous for this.
Forget porn.
Forget I'm Putin's moll.
Because U.S.
Congress lacks courage,
I will build my damned Mexico wall.