№ 546: Wail To The Thief (platitudes with attitude)

Teething by chewing his grand pappy's Luger,

Donnie showed aptitude for Dunning-Kruger.

He hides his school grades because he missed all

of his classes. He is a pistol!

He shoots his mouth placating THE SOUTH:
the Confederate States love race baiting opiates.

His ignorance makes him feel proud.

He is never right, but he is always loud.

He thinks he is shrewd. 

We are so screwed.