Thursday, December 27, 2018

№ 496: A Matter Of Decree — The President Addresses The Nation (tomorrow the world?)

Due to the flaws
in all of our “laws”
the best people agree
I should rule by decree.
Since I, alone,
know what is best,
I told Congress,
“Give it a rest.”

Steve Miller tells me
I have the power.
Therefore, commencing
at this precise hour
every American —
everywhere, everyday —
must forever do
whatever I say.

I've shut down the courts.
You cannot appeal.
If you need to know more
read The Art Of The Deal.
The Federal Reserve
I've ordered to close.
I will not tolerate
being opposed.

Media outlets?
Sealed with large locks.
Except Murdoch papers
and stations of FOX.
To the police:
fire at will.
Specifically:
shoot solely to kill.

Henceforth, so my glory
is rightly displayed:
each year on my birthday,
a BIGLY a parade
in every city, 
village and town.
And if people insist
I'll accept the crown.

All appearing before me
will have to kneel.
Forehead on floor
I think ideal.
Mike Pence resigned
so he could. . .whatever. . .
He is not needed,
we gods live forever.