NYT : Did a Queens Podiatrist Help Donald Trump Avoid Vietnam? (Paywall)
Elysa
Braunstein said the implication from her father was that Mr. Trump
did not have a disqualifying foot ailment. “But did he examine him?
I don’t know,” she said.
For decades, Dr. Braunstein saw patients in a congested ground-floor
office below Edgerton Apartments in Jamaica, Queens, one of dozens of
buildings owned by the Trumps in the 1960s.
TCC NEWS EXCLUSIVE! Theatrical Cement Company News, the parent company of The Daily Doggerel, has exclusively obtained the doctor's note future president Donald Trump presented to his draft board which then found him unfit to serve in the military. Some experts declared off the record and not for attribution that if Mr. Trump is still suffering from this painfully serious and totally debilitating condition, it would render him unfit to serve as president.
Dr. Blaustein's note, written on Trump Company stationary, reads as follows:
Please excuse
bearer
from military
service
he has bone spurs
and guns make him
nervous.
In addition to
which
his daddy's a rich
real estate gent
who lowered my
rent.