‘This is tough stuff’: Pence visits caged, unwashed, overcrowded migrants
- Men say they have been held for 40 days and want to brush teeth
- Vice-president claims migrants are ‘in good shape’
NORTHERN MEXICO — aka TEXAS (July 13)
Mike Pence says (densely) they're ‘in good shape’,
though a bit dirty and stinky.
(Latino illegals do not do afternoon tea.
They do not know from raising a pinky.)
Dems, he says, are solely to blame,
ignoring the facts. Still all the same,
although his reasoning is full of holes,
what does it matter? Illegals, we know, do not have souls
and they, therefore, can all be banished,
left, dirty, in cages to languish in Spanish.
St. Peter will someday say gleefully,
«¡Lo siento, Mikey, no perteneces aqui!»
Mike Pence says (densely) they're ‘in good shape’,
though a bit dirty and stinky.
(Latino illegals do not do afternoon tea.
They do not know from raising a pinky.)
Dems, he says, are solely to blame,
ignoring the facts. Still all the same,
although his reasoning is full of holes,
what does it matter? Illegals, we know, do not have souls
and they, therefore, can all be banished,
left, dirty, in cages to languish in Spanish.
St. Peter will someday say gleefully,
«¡Lo siento, Mikey, no perteneces aqui!»
“Poor Mexico, so far from God, so close to the US.” — Porfirio Diaz (or not)