Monday, July 8, 2019

№ 633: Headlines


HERE AND NOW (July 7)

British ambassador calls Donald inept.
(Speak of a secret but poorly kept.)

UN declares climate outlook is bleak,
a brand new disaster at least once a week.

Iran's giving up on nuclear deal.
(Additional proof Trump's a schlemiel?)

Meanwhile at Brexit, could be Johnson's thing
is playing the part of Jacobin king.

Book: Trump calls AOC “Evita”.
(Who wudda guessed he knew from da theata?)

The people of Hong Kong it seems wish to die.
If so, Premier Xi will oblige. By-and-bye.

Our sperm counts are falling. This is a crisis.
Who can we blame? Latinos or ISIS?

Evangelicals continue their Trump adoration,
succumbing to his satyr's “salvation”.

Ex-GOPer toys with White House run,
calls for impeachment. Lordy, what fun!

Feds arrest billionaire. Under-age sex.
(Maybe he runs for president next?)

And though I confess I do not care much,
in “football” our women defeat the Dutch.