Friday, July 12, 2019

№ 637.1: EXTRA! I Mean, It's Not Like He Were Some Illegal Immigrant Toddler

Epstein’s Lawyers Push for Home Detention in Manhattan Mansion

Attorneys seek to keep financier out of prison pending sex-trafficking trial, dismissing U.S. prosecutors’ flight-risk concerns


BUSINESS CASUAL (July 12)

The single thing Jeff Epstein most fears
is not being judged by a jury of “peers”.
A jury with Clinton or JFK
would likely let him just walk away.
A jury with Cosby, a jury with Woody
would ignore “did he”, and decide he could.
A jury make up of Weinstein's and Spacey's,
not low-pay immigrant salesgirls from Macy's.
His dream team attorneys, I hope, will at least
seat on the panel a pædophile priest.

When convicted, he'll appeal to Augustus
where he'll get his one shot at justice.
Jeffbaby, sweetheart — keep up your gumption.
A pardon from Donald is a safe assumption.