(with apologies to Alan Jay Lerner and Fredrick Loewe)
IN THE MALE ID (July 13)
Each time I think about the fate of Monsieur Jeffrey Epstein,
I recall the film Gigi and contemplate the headline:
“Thank Heaven For Little Girls.”
This is, I guess, what dear old Jeffrey thought.
“Thank heaven that little girls
can for some trifling sum
because I'm rich be bought.
Those little eyes so helpless and appealing
provide such pleasure, my wrinkles set them squealing.
Thank heaven for little girls.
Thank heaven for them all
and for prosecutors who,
for a fee, ignore what I do.”
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