Monday, July 22, 2019

№ 643.1: EXTRA! Trump's Millions

Trump says he could win Afghan war 'in a week … but I don't want to kill 10m' 


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(with apologies to Robert Allen and Al Stillman)

TRUMP WORLD (July 22)

I don't want to kill ten million.
No, not much.
Turn Afghanistan vermilion.
No, not much.
Although I could bomb that nation any time,
I would rather bomb Iran. . .that would be fine.
Would I start a major conflict?
In a clutch.
Funny now how it comes down to my crazy touch.
I could go around the bend,
maybe cause the world to end.
Ah, but would I do it?
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