(with apologies to Cole Porter)
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TRUMP'S AMERICA (July 21)
As I unravel, complain and cavil
about what bothers me,
the more convinced I become
I know what has to be.
I stand with Christians in opposition
to Muslims and Hindus,
who when cornered also admit
they hate non-Israel Jews.
Send them back to Somalia
or wherever they're from.
If you come from some shit hole land,
you can't be an American.
If you mostly speak Spanish,
if Sahara's north of your home,
let me be clear, you don't belong here,
you got a bum steer, you cannot come here.
So swim back home to your shit hole,
you low-down dirty scum.
Send them back to Somalia
or wherever they're from.
If you come from some shit hole land,
you can't be an American.
If you mostly speak Spanish,
if Sahara's north of your home,
let me be clear, you don't belong here,
you got a bum steer, you cannot come here.
So swim back home to your shit hole,
you low-down dirty scum.
Let me be clear, you don't belong here,
you got a bum steer, you cannot come here.
So swim back home to your shit hole,
you low-down dirty scum.
Go on back, go on back.
Go on back. Before we attack,
you low-down dirty scum!