Москва-на-Дону (July 30)
No one's disputin'
Donnie's pal Putin
is swell. He's a helluva guy.
Though he had not expected
Donnie would be elected
when he decided he'd give it a try.
We have to surmise
Vlad was surprised
when the outcome came out so favorable,
that smacking his lips at apocalypse,
he found it delightful and savorable.
Donnie could never be anyone's puppet.
Donnie is far too unstrung.
But he's such a dope, that given some rope
he's bound to get somebody hung.
He needn't do what Putin prefers,
but Vlad has faith whatever occurs,
Donnie, forever the misbehaved pup,
can be trusted — always! — to screw something up.
All Vlad needs to do is hang loose,
wait for the score to be tied at deuce.
With America being run by his Gremlin,
the scoreboard will read advantage Kremlin.
