Kushner owns lots of Baltimore-area apartments. Some are infested with mice. (Paywall)

. . .in Baltimore County. . .presidential son-in-law Jared Kushner owns more than a dozen apartment complexes that have been cited for hundreds of code violations. . .

WHOOPS CITY, MD (July 29)

Sometimes mice can be very nice.
Sometimes they're Orthodox Jews.
Who, if you please, do not eat meat with cheese,
despite what you read in FAKE NEWS.
(Jared always screams bloody murger
whenever I make him eat a cheeseburger.)

I never said rodents are always opponents.
Many are family and friends.
My various brats I thought of as rats
and considered them just odds and ends.
Ivanka though not. My God, she is hot!