Monday, September 23, 2019

№ 688: Trump's Country, 'Tis Of Thee (with CANADIAN Brass!)

DISTRUST OF TRUMPUMBRIA (September 22)

Click and sing along!

     (First Fanfare)

My country, 'tis of thee,
under pres-ID-en-cy
of Trump, ka-ching!
White pride was not allowed
under Obama crowd
now we are loud and proud.
Of Trump we sing.

     (Second Fanfare)

We have our guns galore,
e-nuff to stock a store.
And ammo, too.
Male, Christian and we're white,
we're spoiling for a fight,
we know that might makes right.
We be-lieve Q.

     (Third Fanfare)

Trump rev-o-lu-TI-on.
Fix Con-sti-tu-TI-on?
“Maybe. We'll see.”
Nix on all balance checks,
guar-an-tee we have sex,
Greenland we will annex.
Fid-dle-dee-dee.

Donald is like a god.
We cheer and we applaud.
Of him we sing.
In him we place our trust
though he will bankrupt us
so what if he's a bust?
God save the king!

     (Fanfare Ultimo)