Transcript of Donnie's meeting with Ukraine's comedian/president.
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TIPPITY-TOP CLASSIFIED (September 28)
(with apologies to Johnny Lange, Hy Heath, Ramblin' Tommy Scott and Fred Glickman)
Hi ya, hi ya.
Ukraine, hi ya, hi ya, Ukraine.
Glad t' meet ya, I'll explain, make it plain
Once I start, I don't stop
I don't stop, CLASSIFY THIS
tippity-top, tippity-top, tippity-top, tippity-top,
tippity, tippity, tippity-top
ya unnerstan?, we'll get along if
ya tell me what you're hidin'
'bout Joe and Hunter Biden
then I will sell you missiles
if the blowers do not whistle
I can help prevent disruption
to your usual corruption
We'll get along, get along.
Ukraine, hi ya, hi ya, Ukraine.
Glad t' meet ya, I'll explain, make it plain
Once I start, I don't stop
I don't stop, CLASSIFY THIS
tippity-top, tippity-top, tippity-top, tippity-top,
tippity, tippity, tippity-top
ya unnerstan?, we'll get along if
ya give what I need then I'll
listen while you wheedle,
provide you weapons scary
to confront Putin's mil-
itary aggression
an' if you make concessions
we'll get along, get along.
Ukraine, hi ya, hi ya, Ukraine.
Glad t' meet ya, I'll explain, make it plain
Once I start, I don't stop
I don't stop, CLASSIFY THIS
tippity-top, tippity-top, tippity-top, tippity-top,
tippity, tippity, tippity-top
ya unnerstan?, we'll get along if
you are really glad that
I am such a badass
which I believe you orta,
have you met my daughter?
I will help you pack
when Vlad Putin attacks you
So go along, we'll get along.
We'll get along, get along.
Ukraine.
Hi ya, hi ya.
Hi ya, hi ya.
