Nervous Kremlin Warns U.S. Against Releasing Transcripts Of Trump’s Calls With Putin

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov says his mother taught him that sharing private conversations is “indecent.”

“We would like to hope that things won’t come to such situations in our bilateral relations, which already have plenty of quite serious problems,” Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov told reporters Friday in a conference call, Bloomberg reported.

THEOTHERLITTLEMANBEHINDACURTAIN (September 29)

Release would be wrong in so many ways.

Vladimir hates being lavishly praised,

especially by someone who he provided

a job and — just for fun — aided and guided.

Were this information to your Congress provided,

somebody, somewhere may have to be “chided”.

Vlad, underneath, is a very shy creature

who loathes being linked to anyone weaker.

When Vlad breathes in everyone's paler.

No one sucks more than Vlad the Inhaler.

[updated 9/29/2019, 4:10 pm]