Thursday, September 12, 2019

№ 681.1: EXTRA! Implausible Denial (how tweet it is)

Israel accused of planting mysterious spy devices near the White House

The likely Israeli spying efforts were uncovered during the Trump presidency, several former top U.S. officials said.
Based on a detailed forensic analysis, the FBI and other agencies working on the case felt confident that Israeli agents had placed the devices, according to the former officials, several of whom served in top intelligence and national security posts.

JERUSALEM-ON-DON (September 12)

Oh, come on, Politico, stop being silly
I would not plant such stuff in DC.
Why would I have to? There is no need.
Donnie's been pre-approved by Vlad and me.

And, besides, you and I know
spying on allies is fraught.
I promise to never to do it again
every time I get caught.