№ 682.1: EXTRA! A Light Bulb Lit O'er An Orangy Head (introducing America's new color god)

Trump explains his distinctive orange hue: it's the lightbulbs

• President says energy-efficient bulbs do him no favours
• ‘The light’s no good. I always look orange. And so do you!’

WISHYWASHYFULTHINKING (Septermber 13)

Only I could this problem solve.

It isn't me, it's the “efficient” bulb.

I, by myself, brought the problem to light.

I am not orange. I'm lily WHITE.

As you can see by the glow of my halo.

Which isn't odd. I am a god.

Which is, in turn, why all adore me.

And why I will tolerate no one before me.

Even though I cannot spell any

names of my wives, like whats'er name. . .Melanie?

[updated 9/13/2019 3:24 pm]