Here's to Tom Brady.
(PBUH).
Who cares that he cheats,
so long as we win.
Let others follow
rules to the letter.
(Which they don't,
but so what?)
Brady cheats better
than anyone ever playing the game
up to when he got caught.
And that was a frame up.
Some lowly flunkies
deflate a football
and Brady's the kingpin
of a crooked cabal?
New England's winning.
for sinning.