Both my boy, Roy*, and my dad, Fred**,
taught me to get things by stealing.
Of course, with women Roy was no help,
but I have great instincts for feeling
my way. (And afterwards pay
my way. (And afterwards pay
off the transient bitches.
I married a few. Three? Or was it two?
I was TOO BIG for their britches. 😜😜😜😜)
At everything else I'm barely third rate,
except (I think) sex. And REAL ESTATE.
Screwing the seller makes me smile
and
that's why I gotta buy Greenland. (The
island?)
With climate change, I smell BIG profits there.
I got a swell title: TRUMP Greenland Time-share.
I got a swell title: TRUMP Greenland Time-share.
It's in U.S. SECURITY interest. (Of
course!)
I'll make it a great TRUMP RESORTS golf
course.
——————————*Roy Cohn, Trump mentor and mob lawyer, died of AIDS.
**Fred Trump, father of Donald, suffered from Alzheimer's.