Friday, September 13, 2019

№ 682.2: EXTRA! Through The Wormhole(s)

The marriage of Rudolph and Judith Giuliani is coming to an end, and despite a judge’s urging, the wreckage is being laid bare for all to see.

JUSTDESSERTS (Friday the 13th)

Would it, I wonder, be horribly rude if
I were to rhyme in re Rudolph and Judith?
Rudy, now free from defending Donnie,
has his own problem. Sing “Hey, Nonny-nonny.”

Donnie and Rudy are both never wrong
which, I will grant, is the boringest song.
Still, I confess, I find no little glee
watching worms squirm. Sing “Fiddle-dee-dee!”

[updated 9/14/2019 1:42 pm]
[updated 9/12/2019 6:05 pm]