WISHWEWERENOTHERE (September 4)
Boris is such a discombobulator.
Makes our Donnie look like a third grader.
Which, of course, we knew he was.
This pompous, pathetic lizard of ours.
When nations suffer electoral quirks
you end up with governments headed by jerks.
We should (maybe) rethink divine rights and kings
if clowns are what democracy brings.
