Friday, September 6, 2019

№ 677: Ask Questions Later

Walmart to stop selling some types of ammunition

Company to ask shoppers not to openly carry firearms, even where legal, after series of mass shootings

MOMMIEI'MASCARED (September 5)

Emotional cripples and folks that are blind
take “support” pets to Walmart. (Which I think is fine.)
Why can't walk in with my AR-15? 
I need support, too! Walmart, you're mean.
It is not fair. How do you dare
infringe my right to keep-and-bear?

Hey, legislators, you do know I'm votin'?
As for the rest of you, you know I'm totin'.
If your “support” pup tries to attack,
I'm locked and loaded. I WILL shoot back.
When I am packin', I stand my ground.
And I'm always packin', don't mess me around.

I'm unsure, insecure and quick to alarm.
I need firepower. It keeps me calm.