FAN TIZZY ISLAND (September 27)
This
Brexit stuff has got me thinkin'.
Why
can't Ivanka be queen of Inklan?
Inklan's
an island. Why can't I buy it?
Divide
Windsor Palace into luxury “flats”?
My
famblie's as Royal an even more German.
Plus
we are also Scots, two.
I
bet my man Rudy could somehoe figure
the Inklish queen should be a Jew.
Not
that my daughter is actually J-ish,
I'm
sure it's only a stage.
I,
myself, did a bunch of dumb stuff
when I
was exactly her age.
Inklan's
got gold and incredible wealth.
Maybe
I should be queen their myself.