Glued to the box, in just socks, watching FOX
I watch as the Dems marshal their “facts”
knowing I dasn't relax over snacks
of burgers and Cokes. They are not joking.
I told the UN the globe’s on the wane,
I meddled in Vlad’s domain, the Ukraine.
While this is not a strain on my brain,
(and if it were I’d not deign to complain)
a lot of this shit is really a pain
and I do not think I would do it again
except for the fun of thumbing my nose
at everything Obama did, I suppose.
What with his “smarts” and smarmy “honesty”
he turned the government into a monast’ry.
Out with “dignity”, forget being “formal”.
My fans delight when I act normal.
Like back in the day when JFK
fiddled with chicks and had it his way
without his spouse, in the White House,
and it was charming if you were louse.
Whenever I tweet in distortional font,
gazillions of fans get what they want.
And, please excuse, but I must observe,
I am exactly what they deserve.
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[updated 9/25/2019, 1:05 pm]
And, please excuse, but I must observe,
I am exactly what they deserve.
[updated 9/25/2019, 1:10 pm]
[updated 9/25/2019, 1:05 pm]