Lest you, our passengers, be caught unawares,
please be advised in re: the deck
chairs
which our experienced crew are re-arranging,
although and albeit the weather is
changing
as we near Greenland, that marvel of
nature,
and whilst it is calving season for
glaciers,
we've naught to fear from these
mountains of ice
which our ship can get round in less
than a trice.
Seeing icebergs so close should prove a
thrill.
And, oh yes, we've cancelled today's life boat
drill.