THE GOLD HOUSE (October 24)
The country’s in ruins.
So whose to blame?
WE know the answer is HILLARY.
I gotta tell ya, it is a shame
I don’t order her put in the pillory
for bewitching pigeons,witch is the sauce of these bad decisions,
intern giving rise to late night derision.
I don't see why I don't throw her in prison.
That is, after all, what Vlad would do.
So why can't I do so as well?
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(“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t”
— Steve Allen)