№ 712: Hillary, Dilliery (Donnie's theory of everything)

THE GOLD HOUSE (October 24)

The country’s in ruins.

So whose to blame?

WE know the answer is HILLARY.

I gotta tell ya, it is a shame

I don’t order her put in the pillory

for bewitching pigeons,

distorting my vision
witch is the sauce of these bad decisions,
intern giving rise to late night derision.
I don't see why I don't throw her in prison.
That is, after all, what Vlad would do.
So why can't I do so as well?
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(“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t”
— Steve Allen)