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DONNYFANWORLD (October 22)
(with apologies to Jule Styne and Stephen Sondheim)
Our Donnie is perfect you give him the ball and
all he can do is throw strikes
His Twitter account (as everyone knows)
daily sets records with all of the “likes”
Our Donnie is perfect
Donnie, by far, has the biggest brain
brain scientists have ever seen
though damn dumb Democrats claim he's insane
LIB'RELS are always just nasty and mean
Our Donnie is big-brained
Don-nie, you are the best
we've said all along
you are thrice-blest
Ig-nore those Democrat pests
all of their broads
have teeny breasts
Though you are the best
we have to confess
we feel some distress and dismay
Ivanka, your daughter,
you orta deport her
because who she married. Oi vay!
Oh, Don-nie, deport her today