Friday, January 31, 2020

№ 782: A New Christian Prayer (heaven on Earth, ripped from the deadlines)

HOLY APPROPRIATE (January 30)

Let us now pray. Jesus, inspire us.
Please give the Dems coronavirus.
Strike them down dead, dispatch them to hell
along with the Muslims. Hispanics as well.
And also the Mormons. (For Romney's Trump tactics.)
Plus dopey Pope Francis and LIB-ER-EL Catholics.
If you choose to spare Jews, please send them elsewhere.
Eretz Israel instead of near here.

As for all the others who we can't tell apart,
if you “disappear” them, it would be a start
at making the world one White Christian nation
for north Europeans. (With no taxation.)
If you could do this it would be so nice.
We'd have no need for Paradise
We could live on — on Earth! — forever.
Foregoing death. AND heaven. Whatever.