Jared’s incredible Mid East Peace Plan
is one hundred percent gonna work.
And anyone sayin’ it hasn’t a chance
exposes himself as a jerk.
This plan is based on historical precedent
of two peoples living together.
That Israel will be somewhat more powerful
is not a surprise altogether.
Israel will have total control of the land, the air and the water.
Palestinians will have partial authority over their sons, their wives, and their daughters
on reservations which will be destinations
for planeloads of American tourists
who will buy native handcrafts and take selfie photographs
with these Palestinian “Indians”
who’ll have Jared to thank
for smallpox-laced blankets
premature death and sense of despair
which Trump's Evangelicals and Bibi's land grabbers
see as Biblically fair.
In their corrupt Gospel
it's the only peace poss'ble.
premature death and sense of despair
which Trump's Evangelicals and Bibi's land grabbers
see as Biblically fair.
In their corrupt Gospel
it's the only peace poss'ble.