The
President in San Juan
THE
LUMP, flapping his jowls,
throws
paper towels.
“Have
you seen my good friend Maria
the
new hurricane on your isle?
You'll
know her the minute you see her
destroying
your island. Let me see you smile.”
State
Department
Beseiged,
Tillerson vows to stay on.
Says
enjoys working for “a f***ing moron”.
Family
Ties
Jared proposed to Ivanka saying,
“I truly believe I deserve a
“I truly believe I deserve a
princess with her own email server.”
NRA
NRA
says do not vote Democratic,
GOP
advocates full automatics.
Also
silencers, natch,
eliminating
the safety catch,
requiring
all guns come with bump stocks,
banning
forever all trigger locks.
Congress
until
voters get over Las Vegas gore.
Abortion
Pittsburgh
Post-Gazette: Rep.Tim Murphy, popular with pro-life movement, urged abortion in affair,texts suggest
The
congressman has been lauded by the Family Research Council, for his
stance on abortion, as well as for family values, generally.
Timothy Murphy, please proceed with caution.
This
does not enhance your stance on abortion.
Your
statements, your tweets, your online rants
mean
nothing if you can't keep up your pants.