In wake of this tragedy,
we need a strategy.
We need a distraction
to hide gun inaction.
Controls we'll relax as
we tinker with taxes.
Controls we'll relax as
we tinker with taxes.
To keep people calm on their sofa.
we need something like our OWN Oprah.
(Though, of course, she'll be white,
young, blond, built tight,
leggy, smart and appealing,
and happy to live
beneath our glass ceiling.)
beneath our glass ceiling.)
We lost Megyn Kelly.
Coulter's old and too yelly.
It can't be Melania,
it can't be Ivanka.
Tiff's a bystander.
NOT Huckabee Sanders.
it can't be Ivanka.
Tiff's a bystander.
NOT Huckabee Sanders.
Dark hair. Frowns. Pudgy...Meanders.
While the mess coalesces
and compounds distresses,
cut upper tax rate
fan flames of race hate.
We need someone fun
and compounds distresses,
cut upper tax rate
fan flames of race hate.
We need someone fun
to shout, “Everyone!
You get a gun.
You get a gun.
You get a gun!
You get a gun!
AND.
YOU.
GET.
A.
GUN!”
YOU.
GET.
A.
GUN!”