Wednesday, February 28, 2018

No. 280.2: EXTRA! Sessions Repressions (my kingdom for a gun?)

In a message that takes some liberties with the facts, Trump wrote, “Why is A.G. Jeff Sessions asking the Inspector General to investigate potentially massive FISA abuse. Will take forever, has no prosecutorial power and already late with reports on Comey etc. Isn’t the I.G. an Obama guy? Why not use Justice Department lawyers? DISGRACEFUL!”

It would take a Caligula
or maybe a Nero
to turn Jefferson Sessions
into a hero.
Even our Donald isn't that bad.
(Though you do have to wonder,
does this make him “SAD!”?)

Does knowing now how he
yearns to face gunmen,
make his Secret Service
even more nervous?
Have they decided
what's to be done
when he says, 
“Give me your gun!?
Do they fear he might,
with lust in his eye,
say to some woman,
“Kiss me or die!”?