In a message that
takes some liberties with the facts, Trump wrote, “Why is A.G. Jeff
Sessions asking the Inspector General to investigate potentially
massive FISA abuse. Will take forever, has no prosecutorial power and
already late with reports on Comey etc. Isn’t the I.G. an Obama
guy? Why not use Justice Department lawyers? DISGRACEFUL!”
— WaPo: Trump lashes out at attorney general over alleged surveillance abuses
(Paywall)
It would take a
Caligula
or maybe a Nero
to turn Jefferson
Sessions
into a hero.
Even our Donald
isn't that bad.
(Though you do have to
wonder,
does this make him “SAD!”?)
Does knowing now how
he
yearns to face
gunmen,
make his Secret Service
even more
nervous?
Have they decided
what's to be done
when he says,
“Give me your gun!”?
Do they fear he
might,
with lust in his
eye,
say to some woman,
“Kiss me or die!”?