No. 278: Quo Donald? (a Cohn job)

“Dad” was not there for me,

“Mom” was distracted.

I punched a teacher.

Neither reacted.

A rich bitch-boy,

I played it cool,

until I was sent to

milit'ry school.

There I changed — 

partially, not fully — 

I became

a more perfect bully.

Two excellent colleges

where I excelled —

and you will note

was never expelled.

They taught me lots of. . . 

I don't know what.

Probably crap,

diddly-squat.

It was in building
I found my calling.

squandering money,

my taste appalling.

Then I met GOD,

who called himself Cohn.

He taught me how

to con almost everyone.

Roy Cohn with Donald Trump, Trump Tower “Christening” 1983

He preached, 

“To succeed,

coerce everyone

to do THE DEED.”

“Flatter, manipulate,

cheat, lie,” he said.
“Whatever it takes.”
Pity he's dead.

[updated 2/26/2018, 2:34 pm]