Everyone knows guns are pure fun.
They make it safer for everyone.
F'rinstance:
if more women were thought to pack heat,
there's some fellas who might be discrete,
slower to give in to their inner ape,
decreasing the frequency of so-called
date rape.
Oh, sure, the body count might shoot somewhat up
and a guy'd (maybe) pause before,
“Hey, baby, 'sup?”
And maybe some gals would off a few beaus,
but think of the uptick for gun sales and ammo.
[Updated 3/3/2018, 1:00 pm]
[Updated 3/3/2018, 1:00 pm]