I.
I
am the Lord thy God, thou shall not have any gods before me.
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Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances |
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Free
speech? Free press?
If you're a Christian or Jewish Capitalist.
Assembling allowed
for church on Sunday.
Redress of grievances?
Well. . .maybe someday.
If you're a Christian or Jewish Capitalist.
Assembling allowed
for church on Sunday.
Redress of grievances?
Well. . .maybe someday.
II.
You
shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything.
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. |
Idols
are fine.
Indeed,
they're fun.
Especially
if
they
carry a gun.
III.
You
shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.
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No
Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without
the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to
be prescribed by law.
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If
swearing soldiery
is
not allowed,
no matter where
or how they are housed,
no matter where
or how they are housed,
make
much of a crowd.
IV.
Remember
the Sabbath day by keeping it holy.
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The
right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers,
and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not
be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause,
supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the
place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
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Those
who keep holy the Sabbath day
don't
need these “rights” really now do they?
After
all, if with the Good Lord you abide,
what
could you possibly have need to hide?
V.
Honor
your father and your mother.
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No
person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise
infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand
Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in
the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public
danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be
twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in
any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived
of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor
shall private property be taken for public use, without just
compensation.
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If
you obey your Mom and Dad,
they'll
probably say you're never bad.
If
you are white, polite, have a nice smile
you should never need to stand trial.
VI.
You
shall not murder.
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In
all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a
speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and
district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which
district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be
informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be
confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory
process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the
Assistance of Counsel for his defence.
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A
White Christian male “standing his ground”,
who confronting
some [REDACTED]
is quick on the trigger?
We
cannot see where there's fault to be found.
VII.
You
shall not commit adultery.
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In
suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed
twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and
no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any
court of the United States, than according to the rules of the
common law.
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We
all “adult”.
No
harm, no foul.
(And
what can you get today
for
twenty bucks anyway?)
VIII.
You
shall not steal.
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Excessive
bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel
and unusual punishments inflicted.
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Steal?
Steal? What you mean “steal”?
I'll
not post bail and I'll appeal.
You'll
never repeal my Art of the Deal.
IX.
You
shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.
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The
enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be
construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people
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“False
testimony”?
What
and idea!
All
I say is true.
Or
so I hear
on
the box
as
I watch FOX.
I've
the right to disparages
and
multiple marriages.
X.
You
shall not covet your neighbor's house, wife, or property.
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The
powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor
prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States
respectively, or to the people
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I
never covet. I see. I take!
I mean, come on. Give me a break!
I'm
uninhibited.
I
can't be prohibited.
It's
my right as a “people”
can
THAT be agreed?
Both
Lindsay and Jeff say
the South can secede.
the South can secede.