No. 290: Three Trump Chumps And Middle East Peace

WASHINGTON — The Trump administration is putting the finishing touches on its long-awaited Middle East peace plan, three senior officials said on Sunday, and President Trump is likely to present it soon, despite risking swift rejection by the Palestinians. . . 

NYT: The Mideast Peace Plan Is Nearly Finished. Is It Dead on Arrival? (Paywall)

Middle East peace? 
Easy-peasy 
for three strictly disinterested guys:

Trump's corporate mouthpiece,
Jason D. Greenblatt;

his bankruptcy lawyer,

David M. Friedman,

(who is also his Israel ambassador*);
and Jared^†, 
the all-purpose son-in-law. 

I, myself, though not Palestinian,

am, nevertheless, firmly of the opinion

that these stooges three will be fair.

Each has, I trust, a rich Muslim friend —

a prince or a billionaire — 
who will be more than happy to recommend

their thought-out and ever so carefully penned 
plan to “the Arab Street”, where it might otherwise meet with. . .

oh, forget it, it hasn't a prayer!

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*confirmed by U.S. Senate, 52 - 46.
†Jared. You know. Jared! Ivanka's “Prince Philip”? Son of convicted felon? Guy who lost his TOP SECRET security clearance and lied to FBI. That Jared. You remember.