WASHINGTON —
President Trump’s administration imposed sanctions on a series of
Russian organizations and individuals on Thursday in retaliation for
interference in the 2016 presidential elections and other “malicious”
cyberattacks. It was the most significant action taken against Moscow
since Mr. Trump took office.
Yo, Donnie, 'sup
bro
I thought we wuz
frenz
bosom buddies,
palz,
fellow strongmenz?
DEAL wuz I help you
you scratch my
back.
You remember,
my election hack?
Why you let May
drive you away
on account I
assassinate spy?
Maybe you findin'
out
in the long run
bein' a president
ain't that much
fun?
With Congress, the
public
and a free press
you got problems I
don't
iz whut I guess.
What you should do,
sure as shootin',
stay strong, hang tuff,
your fren,
Vlad Putin.