Thursday, March 15, 2018

No. 291.1: EXTRA! Putin Responds To New U.S. Sanctions


WASHINGTON — President Trump’s administration imposed sanctions on a series of Russian organizations and individuals on Thursday in retaliation for interference in the 2016 presidential elections and other “malicious” cyberattacks. It was the most significant action taken against Moscow since Mr. Trump took office.

Yo, Donnie, 'sup bro
I thought we wuz frenz
bosom buddies, palz,
fellow strongmenz?

DEAL wuz I help you
you scratch my back.
You remember,
my election hack?

Why you let May
drive you away
on account I
assassinate spy?

Maybe you findin' out
in the long run
bein' a president
ain't that much fun?

With Congress, the public
and a free press
you got problems I don't
iz whut I guess.

What you should do,
sure as shootin',
stay strong, hang tuff,
your fren,
Vlad Putin.