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| L'état, c'est moi |
I, Donald
As emperor, I, of course, refute
any and all attempts to dispute
my view of the world.
Where's my new suit?
Bernie's Backstory
To join in the fight for civil rights,
Bernie moved to Vermont, a state almost all white.
And not just in winter, it must be noted —
all year round when the ground is not snow-coated.
Was it fresh mountain air that lured him there,
the soothing cool breezes through his Einsteiny hair?
Was he unable to resist
being Vermont's pioneer Socialist?
The American public remains unsold.
Bernie must like being out in the cold.
Paul & Mitch
If Paul and Mitch ever come to their senses
drop their defenses, join the consensus,
remember to ask this ding-dong duo,
“What took you so long to see through the cuckoo?”