Monday, March 5, 2018

No. 283.1: EXTRA! Mr. Ryan's Nay-borhood


“We are extremely worried about the consequences of a trade war and are urging the White House to not advance with this plan,” AshLee Strong, a spokeswoman for House Speaker Paul D. Ryan (R-Wis.), said in a statement Monday.

Is this, at last, respite from despair?
Have Paul Ryan's balls reappeared?
Has he grown a new pair?
Will the limp wimp stand up to the bully?
OR
for rea$on$ the publi¢ ¢an't under$tand fully,
will Ryan retreat, du¢k ba¢k in hi$ $hell
and let Trump ¢ontinue pell-melling to hell?
What are hiin$tru¢tion$ from Brother$ Ko¢h?
Will he ¢ontinue to be a $i¢k joke?

Of course, whatever 
Donald says one day,
can be untweeted the next before noon.
Who really can say? 
We suggest staying tuned.

[updated 3/5/2018, 8:59 pm]