Wednesday, March 7, 2018

No. 285.1: EXTRA! Jared Goes South (unaccompanied minor)


MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Senior adviser to U.S. President Donald Trump, Jared Kushner, will visit Mexico on Wednesday and meet President Enrique Pena Nieto, amid strained relations over trade and Trump’s demands that Mexico pay for a border wall.

“I see it as one of the few things of consequence that he can do that don’t require security clearance,” said Agustin Barrios Gomez, a former federal congressman and head of the working group on the future of U.S.-Mexico relations at the Mexican Council on Foreign Relations.


Will this class trip meet with success?
After downgrade does Jared have GPS?
With Mueller now seemingly hot on his trail,
will he stay in Mexico to avoid jail?
Will Mexico greet him with kisses and hugs?
On the trip back will he smuggle drugs?
With Donald floundering gasping for air,
will Mexico care that Jared is there?