LATimes:
The last male northern white rhino has died, spelling probable extinction for the species (Paywall)
Oh Donnie, oh
Donnie
why can't you see
it's nearing time
to cop a plea.
Resign in disgrace
leaving God's
servant,
Pence, in your
place.
Here is the deal,
no need ot appeal:
Pence
will go on
to grant your pardon.
If you think this
unfair
it is much less
crueler
than leaving you to
the mercy of
Mueller
who in unearthing
the depth of your crime
has got you looking
at
years of hard time.
Yes, “Club Fed”
would
treat you gently
but it is a
penitentiary.
I hear from a
source,
there is no golf
course.
No gilded suites,
no banging hot
honeys
between golden
sheets.
Furthermore —
THIS IS NOT A JOKE! —
there's NO BUTTON to summon
unending Big Macs
and Diet Cokes,
let alone a button
for when you're
in the mood for a
nuclear war.
Don't look at it as
though
you've been
defeated.
While you can, GO!
This offer may not
be repeated.