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I'd like to be the U.S. king
I'd like to be the U.S. king
and rule by pure decree
I would do just as I please
and do spectacularly
First of all I'd build my wall
and lock up Hillary
I'd go to Mars and date porn stars
with impunity
I'd like to see Bob Mueller try
to pin my crimes me
I'd have him shot there on the spot
just like Vlad and Xi
(That's the king I'd be)
I'd tell the pope that he's a dope
you bet, yessiree.
Ban immigrants and their infants
and end democracy